Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
Don’t panic, but I think she’s a disney princess.
the boston tea party
- usa: oh look at all this tea
- england: NO
- usa: it would be a shame
- england: amerICA NO
- usa: if something
- usa: were to
- usa: happen
i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters